Chuck Klosterman @ Powells, TONIGHT!
Things I will not tell Chuck:
- How much I idolize him
- How many nerdgasms he's given me over the years
- How I may or may not (I so totally did...) have written him a letter when I was a senior in high school
- My urge to make him a friendship bracelet
- My dreams of spending all night listening to Billy Joel and watching John Cusack movies with him
Things I might mention:
- How he changed my life as a writer and a free-thinker
- How he changed my life as a writer and a free-thinker
- That I have a fat doobie in pocket with his name on it if he feels like joining me after the book talk... except I won't use the word "doobie" cause thats fuckin' lame.
WISH ME LUCK!
"Every time I learn the truth about something, I'm disappointed."
Is it weird that I kind of feel like licking his beard? Or maybe just brushing it, or something.
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