Monday, October 3, 2011

No, you CANNOT use my lighter.

Here is a list of any/all the possible diseases that I might have just contracted on my walk home when a bum asked me to borrow my lighter. He then proceeded to catapult spit from between his two missing front teeth right onto my fucking lip while saying, "Thank you". This is what happens when people do nice things... Fuck my life. Ew.

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